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Niqqer · 09-10-2005, 04:38 AM

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09-10-2005, 04:38 AM
Niqqer For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: USA Posts: 213	That's great news. Anyone who ever sold anything on Ebay will agree. Fee for starting Skype: 10c Fee for logging in: 25c Connection fee: 60c Fee for swearing: $1 each word ("fuck you" counts as two) Fee for using the word "the" during conversation: $1 Fee for being a white male, aged 16-40 whilst using Skype: $2 per minute Fee for moving the mouse whilst talking via Skype: 4c per inch Fee for being alive whilst using Skype: 3c per breath in (then 3c per breath out) Fee for holding your breath whilst using Skype: 8c per second Fee for sitting in a leather chair whilst using Skype: $5.50 per day Fee for a car, honking its horn in the background, during conversation: 80c Fee for discussion of religion or politics: $1.50 per minute Fee for hanging up after conversation: $7 __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.