10 things the French do or say that makes the world hate them.
10. You can only buy a Gyros in France on a baguette with mayonaise
9. 85% of French people say Belgians invented fries.
8. "Pardon Monsieur, I am not comming on to you wife. It is both of you I want."
7. Street mimes in France will attract crowds.
6. The only other dialect of french language they recognize is Quebecois. Any other French accent/dialect must be an anglophone that never learned the language properly.
5. Even men have to colour cordinate their clothing with their scooter.
4. Fat Head (Gross tete) is a major cuss word in France.
3. When you don't agree with a Frenchman's opinion, he starts speaking english. A Frenchman is always right. Therefore dumb anglophone brains can not have understood him when he said it in French.
2. Glued together plastic plumbing is considered a standard way to build a house.
1. Considering they are next to Italy and Spain, they actually believe their Half-Raw cuisine is actually good.