Loryn

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as

a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby, well-to-do neighborhood..

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had

any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my

porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly

responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and

everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the

conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all

the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb

blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the

blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the

husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave

it two coats. Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and

handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch..... it's

a Lexus."

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