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Old 09-08-2005, 11:33 AM  
Rob
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He had to grab a white chick. White chicks are the only ones that wouldn't put up a fight. Look at it this way, if he would have grabbed any other race:

- A Black chick : She'd either nag him to death or one of her 20 kids would come to her rescue. The military would be obligated to show up because they'd be deemed, "Government Assistance".
- A Hispanic chick : She'll pull out a knife and stab him or spit razor blades into his eyes. *Also see "Government Assistance" above.
- An Asian chick: She'd kung fu his ass or give him a massive "happy ending"
- An Arab chick: She would just detonate the bomb vest she's wearing

It's common sense, not racist.
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