Wow I can't believe I have found a time where I can share this story that I was told.
I was a bartender long time ago and one of my regular customers was this big guy from the music industry.
Well one night he got plastered and decided to tell me a story about his friend Fred.
He said his friend "FRED" was this older, but still swinging guy. I mean, he had girl 19, 20 hanging on to him every party he went to. Well this particular party my customer said he walked into the bathroom to ahhhhh powder his nose...... but when he walked in he saw FRED sitting on the toilet with a whole left hand wadded up with toilet paper. Thinking that he caught FRED spankin the monkey, he excused himself and walk back outside.
Embarassed, FRED came up to him a little while later and wanted to explain what he caught him doing. FRED looked him straight in the eye and said that after so many years of being DON JUAN and at his age, time took its wrath on his balls. He had to wrap toilet paper around his hand to hold up his balls, so they wouldn't touch the water in the bowl.
True story....well as far as I can say. But it does make me feel better that my boobs might sag after I have a coupleof kids, but i can always have breast surgury
Poor you guys..... ball surgury
