Well, i was on the phone with a friend of mine that i used to go to highschool with. Anways, i was saying that i needed a fair bit of money to get this thing i've been working on going, and he said:
"Damn, you're gonna have to suck a lot of cock to get that kinda money"
And not realising how it must have sounded, i replied:
"Nah, my mom will help out."
Instantly, i knew what i had just said, and we both started pissing ourselves laughing before i managed to shout out "Not a fucking word man!"
Anyways, that's my useless humour for the week.
And yes, my mom gives me money! I don't care what you think!
