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Originally posted by jollyperv
Techno isn't music, sorry. Letting computers do all the work and turning knobs, well, a retarded kid could do that.
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Agreed. I dont think they could be called musicians.
Composers, maybe. And that would be pushing it.
Techno will never be big in the USA because the USA loves rock stars. They want to see freaks on stage jumping around putting on a show.
What fun would it be to watch 3 dorks from a distance, bobbing their heads in front of keyboards and turntables? Yee fucking haw. Yeah, I want to stand in a stadium and listen to 45 minute remixes of DJ Poopshoot giving me his rendintion of Ukranian house hits from December 2001.
Techno will always stay where its always been, clubs. And only club fags will listen to it. Cept for Europeans. They are so desperate for culture, they will latch onto anything that takes relatively no skill and even less money to get into. Like soccer.
So stick that fucking pacifier back in your mouth, grab your glowstick, and dance on you baggedy pants wearing fruits. And eat more x until your grey matter is black and you cant remember your own name.
I am in Detroit, home of techno. Half those artists you fruitcakes name can be seen around here most days of the week. You blow techno out of proportion. Yes... you do.