Originally Posted by RRRED

I will try to help as I am doing dutch lessons... Let's see..

Maria M. Ook van mij!! translates to "Fuck you Andre"

Mike Dutch Af en toe een bakkei voor de baas zetten en het komt wel goed ;)
Succes! translates to "It really only hurts when the head penetrates and you will be able to use the bathroom tomorrow with limited success"

ssp Veel plezier! translates to "True DAT!"

Mefo Al verslaafd aan de koffie? translates to "a moist teabag will reduce the swelling"

kmanrox ja! appel flappen is goed! translates to "I wish you all would stop flappin your mouths in dutch"

Ok I did my best...