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Old 07-24-2002, 06:36 PM  
Morgan
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Originally posted by D_Nell
INVESTMENT ADVICE

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

START SAVING THOSE CANS AND BOTTLES!
12 pk. bud = 10.00
(10) 12 pk's = 100.00 (120 cans)
(100) 12 pk's = 1000.00 (1200 cans)
1200 cans x .10 cents/can = 120.00 (dunno how you get 214.00)

sorry.... had to figure it out myself.......
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