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Old 09-05-2005, 09:03 AM  
MuleScrote
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If she's complaining that it takes too long, it's her own damn fault.

1) she's not doing it right, she needs to master a couple tricks of the trade. Tell her to massage your balls and stick a thumb up your ass while she's suckin' away.

2) Every time she looks up and says "Are you almost there, my jaw hurts" it's like pulling plum card when you're playing candyland because no matter how far along you were, you have to damn near start over again.
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