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HOPE THIS HELPS
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry
answered,
"I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's
office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained
to
the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test
and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells
her,
"I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?"
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have
only
two
of?"
Harry, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop
the
answer,
Harry was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up,
a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop
the
answer.
Harry: Shake hands
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions,
okay?
Harry: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to
get me
up.
I get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored.
The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with
a
quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means
a lot of excitement?
Harry: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten
questions
myself."
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