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HERES A EMAIL I GOT NOT LONG AGO HOPE IT HELPSFASCINATING FACTS FROM BIOLOGY
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6
days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one
cup of coffee. (women yall can heat up the ocean)
If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
(Now, that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure
when
it pumps
out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30
minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) Banging your head against a wall
uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Still not over that pig thing.) Humans and dolphins are the only
species
that have
sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't
the pig included in this list?) On average, people fear spiders more
than
they do
death. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. The ant can lift 50
times
its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight, and always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of.....?) (Did the
gov't.pay for this research?) Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov't. pay for this
too?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live 9
days without its head before
it starves to death. The male preying mantis cannot copulate while its
head
is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off.
(Hi, honey, I'm home. What the.....?) Some lions mate over 50 times a
day.
(In my next life, I still want to be a pig. Quality
over quantity, you know.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, jeez!) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. An
ostrich's
eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like this, too.) Remember, when someone annoys you,
it
takes 42
muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4
muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole
upside the head. LONG LIVE THE PIG
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