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Old 09-02-2005, 07:12 PM  
Joe Citizen
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,552
theking timeline:

1990: Breaks his back when he attempts to suck his own cock while in Iraq.

1991-1999 Nine long years of chronic masturbation to midget porn with his undersized pee-pee.

2000: Clicks a 'Webmasters Make Money' link while surfing 'Midget Porn Spectacular'.

2001: Becomes Pathfinder and logs into GFY for the first time.

2002: Makes copious idiotic posts on GFY as Pathfinder.

2002: Fakes his own death as Pathfinder and re-emerges on GFY as theking.

2003-2005: Makes copious idiotic posts on GFY as theking.
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