Let me guess...
You're all American?
Pah! You think that's football.
The rest of the world calls it "American Football" ... 'cos that's the only place in the world it's played.
The other 5 billion or so of us call proper football "FootBall" because you're kicking a ball around with your feet.
Obvious really.
In other words...
No one gives a fuck about your lame excuse for a sport.
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