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I was 12 years old and our football team just one the last playoff game which put us in to the conference campionship game the entire school went to the local icecream place to celebrate. once we were there me and a couple of my friends got into and argument about weither or not I could fit through the space between the cement bottom and the wooden back of the bench we were sitting on finally it came down to a dare and a bet $20 said I couldn't do it me being a greedy stubborn irish/italian took that bet
to make a short story long got me head through and that was as far as I was going the problem was I wasn't getting my head back out the way I got it in so there I am my head stuck in a park bench in front of the entire school after failed attempts by my coaches of buttering my head and trying to push it back through they ended up calling the fire department who drove the whole fucking big ass fire truck to the ice cream shop so that one guy could cut the back of the bench off with a hand saw
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