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LadyD · 07-23-2002, 01:38 PM

Not mean thing done to me...but rather the stupidest thing I did to myself:

Date: 1993

Time: 4:00 EST

Event: high school basketball championships

Me: Crystal, senior in high school, captain of cheerleading squad.

Scene: Enter Crystal and the rest of the bitches to the front of the gym to do our usual pep rally while the players are doing their warmups.

Crystal, who was always running late, figured she could save some time tying her shoes and just tucked the shoelaces in the sides of the sneakers.

While doing a series of high kicks, her shoe flies off and hits the head of Tippy (the 4'8" 400 pound smelly water boy). Tippy gets tipsy and topples over into the stands, falls onto the skinny little tuba player who inturn bashes his head with his tuba and needs to go the the hospital to get stitches.

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um, was my face red?

07-23-2002, 01:38 PM
LadyD Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: poconos, pa Posts: 471	Not mean thing done to me...but rather the stupidest thing I did to myself: Date: 1993 Time: 4:00 EST Event: high school basketball championships Me: Crystal, senior in high school, captain of cheerleading squad. Scene: Enter Crystal and the rest of the bitches to the front of the gym to do our usual pep rally while the players are doing their warmups. Crystal, who was always running late, figured she could save some time tying her shoes and just tucked the shoelaces in the sides of the sneakers. While doing a series of high kicks, her shoe flies off and hits the head of Tippy (the 4'8" 400 pound smelly water boy). Tippy gets tipsy and topples over into the stands, falls onto the skinny little tuba player who inturn bashes his head with his tuba and needs to go the the hospital to get stitches. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ um, was my face red?