The Steve-O Incident
Ok, this was the night after the big Olsen Twins encounter. I see in the paper that there is this porn party real close to where I live that featured a Ramones cover band fronted my Kurt Lockwood (male porn talent). Me and Chris roll down there early just in case it would be some kind of ridiculous Hollywood mob at the door. We get there around 10PM and get in easily ? so, we had some time to kill. We start hitting the Jagermeister hard.
This porn chick (who asks to remain nameless for this piece) walks up, sits at the bar with me for a while, we shoot the shit, and down a bunch more shots. She needed to be onstage while the band was playing, so she goes backstage just before they start. As the stet goes on, I am getting more and more loaded. A half hour later I do shot, puke right at the bar, and get kicked out.
I take a cab back home and somehow wind up at my house with some of the neighbors in the building and doing a bunch of blow. We kick it for a while and then the neighbors leave. Right as they are splitting the porn girl from earlier calls me up and asks if she can come by. I?m say ?sure?.
So, ten minutes later she shows up with Steve-O from Jackass. He comes up, they dump out a huge pile of blow, and we start hitting it pretty fucking hard. He was a really cool guy ? I don?t think he stopped talking once for like 3 hours ? it was obvious that he was pretty jacked. We keep hitting the rails for the next four hours till they eventually leave at around 8:30AM. Hanging out with him was really cool -- I am actually a huge Jackass and Wild Boys Fan. It?s cool being able to kick it with someone who?s given you so many laughs.
The next day, I read the ?Steve-O Is Dead? on read rumor on GFY:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=509210
The only thing I can think is ?I hope he didn?t just leave my place and OD? (plus it would really suck if Steve-O were dead) ? so, I call up the pornstar chick. She says that he got up at 5PM the next day and was fine, but he was about to go out with some ESPN guys and then was really going to GO BIG.
As far as I know on the ?Steve-O? death rumor -- I think Mahoney may have mixed up Steve-O from the Vandals (who did die on Saturday) with Steve-O from Jackass ? though I would see how Steve was living and it wouldn?t surprise me either way.
Viva Hollywood.