Your threads are less profound than those started by Harmon and AlienQ combined.
The sentences that spew forth from your fingers are more useless and played out than those fucking emu, sheep and owl pics.
The terms "mad views", "yoooo", "pimp pimp", and all those other utterly worthless catch phrases spewed on this board contain more imagination than this thread.
The drama between Eroswebmaster and Juicy is more significant to all of humanity than your entire existence.
By the way, your mom dresses you funny.
* Disclaimer - just trying for the $20 man.
