Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequila

The bartenders pours them and ask him what he's celebrating.

The guy says... "My 1st blowjob tonite."

The bartender says.. "Congrats! Let me buy you one more!"

The guy says: "No thanks, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!"