I would have answered sooner but I've been mesmerized by the hypnotic Hasslehoff eyes in eroswebmaster's sig.
Okay, storytime. Michael Douglass threw a star fit on me once. I was working at this hotel once where they were having a party, and I was supposed to tell the party guests that they couldn't park in the lot but that there was a valet to take care of them. So he drives up to the driveway, rolls down his window and says to me, "Hi, I'm Michael Douglass, and I want to park my car." So I politely replied, "I'm afraid there's no room in our lot but the valet is right over there and will be happy to take care of your car". So he gets all indignant and says, "
BUT IIIII'M Michael Douglas!", so I reply, "
BUT theeere's nowhere to park!".
Eh, he hasn't made a good flick since Fatal Attraction.
