I guess I should have numbered them to make this easier:
#1
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if the sheep in your barn do not accept checks.
#2
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check.
#3
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if you lent your mom your credit so she could get that breast surgery she always wanted. But she ended up with a dried out vagina and unable to prostitute anymore, thus unable to pay back the loan. Your credit is screwed, and you can no longer get a credit card, or a bank account as the FBI and IRS is watching you.
#4
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if the country you're from is next in line to be invaded / bombed / sanctioned by good old George W. Bush or the primary mode of transportation in your country is a camel or the country you're from doesn't have a Starbucks.
#5
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if U 3v3r pl4n 0n sE3iNg y0ur wif3 aliVe aga1n!!11!!!!