Vote for you favorite finalist in the
MrSkinCash.com &
Epassporte Contest? (The winner gets a Mr. Skin Jersey and $250 from
Epassporte)
Here are the finalists to choose from:
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if the sheep in your barn do not accept checks.
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check.
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if you lent your mom your credit so she could get that breast surgery she always wanted. But she ended up with a dried out vagina and unable to prostitute anymore, thus unable to pay back the loan. Your credit is screwed, and you can no longer get a credit card, or a bank account as the FBI and IRS is watching you.
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if the country you're from is next in line to be invaded / bombed / sanctioned by good old George W. Bush or the primary mode of transportation in your country is a camel or the country you're from doesn't have a Starbucks.
As an affiliate of
MrSkinCash.com you should use
Epassporte if U 3v3r pl4n 0n sE3iNg y0ur wif3 aliVe aga1n!!11!!!!