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Q:Why did Hitler kill himself?
A:He couldn't pay the Gas Bill.
Q:How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?
A:You can fit 30. 4 on the seats and 26 in the Ashtray.
Q:What's the difference between a Pepperoni Pizza and a Jew?
A:Pepperoni Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the Oven.
Q:How do you scare a Jew?
A:Turn on the oven.
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