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it's the year 2017. i am taking my turn behind the wheel of our brand new hover-bago. the wife is in the back shooting a new "full-feel" holo-smuttie with international porn starlet, zentrina when we get pulled over -- somewhere in the middle of texas:
30-something tex-trooper: "can i see your license, registration and roadplan, please."
me: [holding in my bonghit] "errrr -- sure officer, i have all that right here..." [waving my identa under his nasal scanner]
trooper: "okay, that checks out... looked like you swerved a bit back there, coming around that curve... what are you all doin' back there?"
me: "doin'? doin'? -- we're not DOin' anything -- we're shooting holo-smutties -- wanna watch"? [chuckle with depravity]
trooper: [recoils in horror, runs to patrol car, tires screech, car disappears down the road]
me: "fuck, man..." [turns to wife]
wife: "poor bastard."
me: "poor texan. they were never the same, since bush vetoed the .XXX TLD back in 2006."
wife: "yeah."
me: "who could have known that dot-TRIPLE-MEXXX was forming just across the border in tijuana..."
wife: "no one, that's who."
me: "the irony is staggering... MEXICO becomes the porn capital of the world and the wealthiest nation in less than a decade, while all these poor slobs in law enforcement have to stay awake listening to the party across the border.. all night long."
wife: serves 'em right! they were right there with their billie clubs and buttporods in 2009, during the LA porn riots. i didn't see any of 'em lend a hand when they tarred and feathered jenna jameson. fuck 'em."
me: [nods] yeah, you're right hun -- c'mon -- the meter's runnin' on zentrina's vag-cam... we should be across the border in 10 minutes..."
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tada!
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