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Old 08-15-2005, 12:38 PM  
Greg B
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Originally Posted by wildgirl
I don't know how to play that game and I'm not a fan of it
See? The biggest secret to finding a well off man to marry and women like you don't get it

Golf honey. GOLF!

I have yet to meet a woman who once trying it didn't fall in love with Golf. All that fresh air and sunshine and lawyers and doctors and big shots out there playing and along comes you, some hottie chick in short shorts making with the " Oh, I can't play this game...oh help me big strong golfer dude! " and you'll have to fight them dudes off with the golf clubs.

Just try it. Go get a girl pal of yours and find the nearest golf course that's upscale and dress up cute and hottie like in white mind you, and hang around asking hunky rich guys if they would help you with your 'swing' so you can hit 'BALLS' good with the 'CLUB' so you can get some BALLS in your HOLE.

Sheesh, it doesn't get easier than that ;)
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