Originally Posted by alias

Juicy as a book slinging guinea you must not get high on your own supply, perhaps this will initiate your vocabulary cultivation:

simpleton

noun

One deficient in judgment and good sense: ass, fool, idiot, imbecile, jackass, mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, softhead, tomfool. Informal dope, gander, goose. Slang cretin, ding-dong, dip, goof, jerk, nerd, schmo, schmuck, turkey. See ability/inability.


Try using some of those terms rather than repeating simpleton, you goof.