At first I thought there were no recent photos of me (usually, I'm the one with the camera). However, I then remembered that my assistant snapped shots of me during shoots now and then, and I found the following shots (gee, I may have to change my handle after this!):
When I have to meet someone and they ask me to describe myself, I tell them to look for a big guy with no hair and a goatee and a head approximately the size and shape of a bowling ball.