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Old 08-05-2005, 08:36 PM  
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OK: Man Wakes Up To Find Testicles In A Padlock

naughty boy ...

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August 5, 2005 10:00 p.m. EST


Brentwood, NH (AHN) - A 39-year-old man wakes up to find his testicles in a padlock, according to the Portsmouth Herald.

Police report the man is intoxicated when they arrive at the scene July 30 at about 3:40 am.

The unidentified man tells police that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. He adds that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood tells the Herald.

He is taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removes the padlock. He is treated and released, and the hospital says he had no lasting injury. Police say to the Herald that they did not know the motive for the incident.
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But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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