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DarkJedi · 08-05-2005, 09:21 AM

From another site:

"In my home state (Washington) they had a radio show where they had a gentleman call in to talk about an instance he had with his 3 year old son. They were walking around a fair that they hold every year, and all of a sudden his kid starts to do the 'I gotta go pee' dance. Well, if you know 3 year olds, you know that by the time they are dancing, it's Go Time!

He runs his kid to the bathroom, noticing that there's a HUGE line for the womens bathroom (like normal) and a couple guys outside the ****MEN'S**** room. He goes to walk into the ****MEN'S**** bathroom, and one of the guys standing in line says "You can't go in there, there are females in there." So the guy explains to the schmuck that he has a 3 year old with an emergency, and starts to walk in. The guy who spoke to him put his hand on his shoulder, and told him "I'm not letting you go in there" So the guy (with his kid) smacks the other guys hand away, and says "They can deal with it."

When he walks into the bathroom, there is a line of 3 girls waiting to use the one toilet with a stall. TWO GIRLS WERE PUTTING ON MAKEUP AT THE SINK!! When he walks in, he tells the gals "Ladies, I have a 3 year old with an emergency, don't mind us." The girls get this embarassed look on their face, and take off out of the bathroom. He let's his son do his business, and he walks out of the bathroom.

Waiting for him is a female police officer. She instantly lays into him about how he CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES go into the MENS bathroom when there are females in there. The guy calmly tries to explain the situation, but the 'officer' cuts him off, and says, "I could cite you right now if I wanted to, don't ever do it again" The guy said he wanted to say something that rhymes with "cite me" to her at that time, but decided against it, since it wouldn't look good to be hauled off to jail in front of his kid.

I just thought it's stupid that if a man was in the same situation, he would have the world come down on him, but if a female does it, all of a sudden the men find themselves without a restroom anymore. Rules like these are why words like FUBAR were coined in the military."

08-05-2005, 09:21 AM
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Man almost gets arrested for insisting his son use the men's restroom. From another site: "In my home state (Washington) they had a radio show where they had a gentleman call in to talk about an instance he had with his 3 year old son. They were walking around a fair that they hold every year, and all of a sudden his kid starts to do the 'I gotta go pee' dance. Well, if you know 3 year olds, you know that by the time they are dancing, it's Go Time! He runs his kid to the bathroom, noticing that there's a HUGE line for the womens bathroom (like normal) and a couple guys outside the **MEN'S room. He goes to walk into the MEN'S** bathroom, and one of the guys standing in line says "You can't go in there, there are females in there." So the guy explains to the schmuck that he has a 3 year old with an emergency, and starts to walk in. The guy who spoke to him put his hand on his shoulder, and told him "I'm not letting you go in there" So the guy (with his kid) smacks the other guys hand away, and says "They can deal with it." When he walks into the bathroom, there is a line of 3 girls waiting to use the one toilet with a stall. TWO GIRLS WERE PUTTING ON MAKEUP AT THE SINK!! When he walks in, he tells the gals "Ladies, I have a 3 year old with an emergency, don't mind us." The girls get this embarassed look on their face, and take off out of the bathroom. He let's his son do his business, and he walks out of the bathroom. Waiting for him is a female police officer. She instantly lays into him about how he CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES go into the MENS bathroom when there are females in there. The guy calmly tries to explain the situation, but the 'officer' cuts him off, and says, "I could cite you right now if I wanted to, don't ever do it again" The guy said he wanted to say something that rhymes with "cite me" to her at that time, but decided against it, since it wouldn't look good to be hauled off to jail in front of his kid. I just thought it's stupid that if a man was in the same situation, he would have the world come down on him, but if a female does it, all of a sudden the men find themselves without a restroom anymore. Rules like these are why words like FUBAR were coined in the military."