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(Q) How do you blind a chinese person?
(A) Put a windshield in front of them.
(Q) What do you get if you cross a mexican and an asian?
(A) Someone who steals cars but can't drive them.
(Q) What does a chola (Female Mexican Gangsta) with one leg longer than the other say?
(A) NOT EVEN
(Q) How do you keep blacks from robbing your house?
(A) Put up a "Help Wanted" sign.
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