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BVF · 07-11-2002, 08:17 PM

I've mostly done clerical work but that could involve numerous things in numerous situations.

I spent most of my working life as a temporary clerical worker. since I can type 85-100 wpm and I knew all of the microsoft office software, I would just get temporary desk jobs. I've been in Law firms, consulting firms, coca-cola, post office, telemarketing, an oil firm, federal government, advertising agencies, hospitals...along with doing low level day labor where you get paid by the day. One time, I was assigned to shovel the horse shit in the stables at a nearby racetrack. I've had a job where I was to stand at the top of this chute and use a big wooden stick to shove this powdered resin to the bottom where somebody else bagged it.

I've worked at Burger king on the Whopper boards where they had me working like a slave. especially once when Mc Hammer and his crew came through ordering up 5 whoppers each and other shit, taking one bite of their food, and leaving it out on the tables in the dining room for me to then clean up.

I've been a bartender at bars in the ghetto where cheap muthafuckas collect change to buy a budweiser, leave no tip, and then try to tell me how I should pour their beer better and other tips on how I can improve my bartending services. Of course I had to start skimming cash and I got promptly fired due to the registers not matching.

I've worked in a stripclub where it was my job to make sure that nobody touched the girls. I got fired because I was falling asleep.

I used to work at Sabarros pizza place where I THOUGHT that I would get something to eat since I worked there. But even though I was getting paid hardly anything, and even though I MADE the pizza, I would still go home with my stomach grumbling..They would make us sell every piece and would rather throw away the pizza than let us eat it. WTF!! Once we snuck some pizza..It was half eaten...that little white lady saw the pizza and threw the shit in the trash..I should have cussed her ass out.

And there are numerous instances where you have to constantly "look busy", even though there CLEARLY wasn't anything to do. I swore that trying to "look busy" was harder work than actually being busy. If there isn't anything to do right now, why the fuck can't I just sit there and chill?? Is it a crime that I'm chillin for 15 minutes at my desk? Nobody has a problem when the boss comes in 2 hours late with his jogging shorts stuck up his ass.

At my last job that I got fired from, I was a secretary at a wealthy consulting firm. So we always went to good restaurants for lunch in downtown Washington, D.C. I don't care if the big boss ordered a coke, I made sure to order a double shot of johnnie walker black (or blue of they had it) and I always purchased the most expensive shit on the menu even though I was the lowest paid employee there. You know that you are below your potential when you are schooling the higher paid consultants the differences in Scotch Whiskey.

All I know is that internet porn has allowed me to walk around with a swagger and holding my nuts. I can tell anybody I want to kiss my black natural ass. I made sure to email a lot of my old coworkers, including the bosses who fired me, a message telling them how much more I'm making doing the very thing that got me fired from the job, looking at porn on the computer. All of them know my website, are still stuck in their cubicles making chump change, and they get to watch me make more mothafuckin money each and every month right there on their desktop at work and they can't do a damn thing but shake their head. LIFE IS SWEET!

And my last day of working a 9-5 job is the beginning of next month. At which time, I will be flying to a now unnamed caribbean island, renting a condo on the beach, and shooting fine native women sucking my dick for content. Then I'm going to email my old coworkers a picture of me on the beach with the palmtrees in the back and two fine big booty hoes next to me and with my middle fingler stuck up.

The Lord has truly smiled on me.

07-11-2002, 08:17 PM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	I've mostly done clerical work but that could involve numerous things in numerous situations. I spent most of my working life as a temporary clerical worker. since I can type 85-100 wpm and I knew all of the microsoft office software, I would just get temporary desk jobs. I've been in Law firms, consulting firms, coca-cola, post office, telemarketing, an oil firm, federal government, advertising agencies, hospitals...along with doing low level day labor where you get paid by the day. One time, I was assigned to shovel the horse shit in the stables at a nearby racetrack. I've had a job where I was to stand at the top of this chute and use a big wooden stick to shove this powdered resin to the bottom where somebody else bagged it. I've worked at Burger king on the Whopper boards where they had me working like a slave. especially once when Mc Hammer and his crew came through ordering up 5 whoppers each and other shit, taking one bite of their food, and leaving it out on the tables in the dining room for me to then clean up. I've been a bartender at bars in the ghetto where cheap muthafuckas collect change to buy a budweiser, leave no tip, and then try to tell me how I should pour their beer better and other tips on how I can improve my bartending services. Of course I had to start skimming cash and I got promptly fired due to the registers not matching. I've worked in a stripclub where it was my job to make sure that nobody touched the girls. I got fired because I was falling asleep. I used to work at Sabarros pizza place where I THOUGHT that I would get something to eat since I worked there. But even though I was getting paid hardly anything, and even though I MADE the pizza, I would still go home with my stomach grumbling..They would make us sell every piece and would rather throw away the pizza than let us eat it. WTF!! Once we snuck some pizza..It was half eaten...that little white lady saw the pizza and threw the shit in the trash..I should have cussed her ass out. And there are numerous instances where you have to constantly "look busy", even though there CLEARLY wasn't anything to do. I swore that trying to "look busy" was harder work than actually being busy. If there isn't anything to do right now, why the fuck can't I just sit there and chill?? Is it a crime that I'm chillin for 15 minutes at my desk? Nobody has a problem when the boss comes in 2 hours late with his jogging shorts stuck up his ass. At my last job that I got fired from, I was a secretary at a wealthy consulting firm. So we always went to good restaurants for lunch in downtown Washington, D.C. I don't care if the big boss ordered a coke, I made sure to order a double shot of johnnie walker black (or blue of they had it) and I always purchased the most expensive shit on the menu even though I was the lowest paid employee there. You know that you are below your potential when you are schooling the higher paid consultants the differences in Scotch Whiskey. All I know is that internet porn has allowed me to walk around with a swagger and holding my nuts. I can tell anybody I want to kiss my black natural ass. I made sure to email a lot of my old coworkers, including the bosses who fired me, a message telling them how much more I'm making doing the very thing that got me fired from the job, looking at porn on the computer. All of them know my website, are still stuck in their cubicles making chump change, and they get to watch me make more mothafuckin money each and every month right there on their desktop at work and they can't do a damn thing but shake their head. LIFE IS SWEET! And my last day of working a 9-5 job is the beginning of next month. At which time, I will be flying to a now unnamed caribbean island, renting a condo on the beach, and shooting fine native women sucking my dick for content. Then I'm going to email my old coworkers a picture of me on the beach with the palmtrees in the back and two fine big booty hoes next to me and with my middle fingler stuck up. The Lord has truly smiled on me.