http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4742453.stm
If this nonsense keeps up dogs will learn our languages and customs and dress up in our clothes and drive our cars and date white women!
Unchecked super intelligent dogs will then run for office and engage in campaign financing reform!
Poodles and Labradors will apply for union paying jobs displacing us as the breadwinners and tax payers.
You will all be enslaved by the doggie overlords and I will broadcast my messages of hope from my secret mountain hideout 90ft of route 9W near the Burger King.
Flee while you can!