NOW THAT'S FUCKING DRUNK!
A drunk young man was in the backyard fooling around with his new girlfriend on a very dark night.
After a short time, he offered to eat her pussy.... and she gladly dropped her knickers.
About 20 minutes later, he looked up at her with his glazed face and said, "I really like you a lot, but you have the hairiest pussy I've ever eaten!"
"I'm not surprised that you feel that way," she said. "You've been eating the lawn for the last five minutes!"
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