here's some great pickup lines for you to use:
Hello, I am single, unemployed and I live with my parents
Can I feel your bum?
I?m in a band, does that turn you on?
Hi, I?m not gay
Is your father a terrorist, cause you?re da bomb!
Nice legs! What time they open?
Hi, I want to drink your bathwater
What do you think about the Mid-East crisis
Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?
Hello, I am sorry, but I just had to tell you that I would rather be rejected by you than hit on by any other beautiful person in this club
Make sure to write them down and good luck
