baddog

So, I ordered Chinese tonight. Was delicious as usual, and then I opened my fortune cookies. I have never had 2 that conflicted so directly before, and now I don't know which one to pay attention to.

Fortune cookie #1: Accept the next proposition you receive (pretty risky advice I would think).

Fortune cookie #2: Be careful. You are easily tempted.

Okay, I am not sure that I exactly agree with the assertion of the second cookie, but doesn't that directly conflict with the advice given in the first one?

I am thinking I should call the Chinese restaurant and request two more cookies.