Originally Posted by rickholio

They can buy my freaky-ass two-thousand-year-old snuff film... but they can never buy... MY FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!


Okay, here's an obscure one for you movie fans. Movie came out just a little under a decade ago I think:

"I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cuz I control the underwear. "