Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club

Getting a gallery view = making eye contact

Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl

Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them.

Click through to the join page = she's interested

Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place

Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend

Bank error = she forgot she was on her period

Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob

Making a full sale = getting laid

Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum

Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand

Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number

Rebill = you fuck her again

Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed

Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed