Ah, I was hoping it was going to be a "Flowers for Algernon" thing where the guy regresses from an english language lauriate down to the level of the average GFY poster.
Before: "The dichotomies of life center around basic dualities of nature; no light without shadow, no good without evil, no happiness without pain and so forth. Yet those forces in perpetual conflict have provided the impetuous, the 'cultural energy', for the totality of human development for the whole of recorded history..."
After: "U R ALL FAGZ! I R TEH R0X0R & U R TEH SUXXXX!!!!!111"