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If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites....
Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club
Getting a gallery view = making eye contact
Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl
Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them.
Click through to the join page = she's interested
Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place
Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend
Bank error = she forgot she was on her period
Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob
Making a full sale = getting laid
Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum
Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand
Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number
Rebill = you fuck her again
Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed
Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed
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Abra-cadabra!
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