I consider myself a Rook because it's a strong piece but not at the top of it's game. In most cases it moves straightforward in a strong sort of way. Other times it just sits in the corner and watches....Waiting for the right time to make it's move and in some cases...Still blocked in by all you fucking pawns.
Coincidentally, the Rook happens to be my favorite piece. If you ever play me at chess......Take out my Rooks first and you will have a solid chance of beating me.