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Try parking your cars in such a way that it prevents their fucked up parking jobs.
As for the smoking out on the balcony, that's a fun one. I like the fan but technically I think you could get in some trouble for that one if they wanted to whine about it. I would personally recommend waiting for them to start smoking out there and go out on the balcony and pretend to talk on your cell phone and say things like:
"...and then she licked my asshole and begged me to shit in her mouth again."
"For an 80 year old man, he sure could suck dick like a champ."
You get the idea.
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