OK folks, I'll give this a try... A couple of weeks ago I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis after a $5000 overnight hospital stay. Like many of you would have, I assumed that the numbness in my hands were some sorta Carpel Tunnel Syndrome from all this computer work. It turns out that wasn't the case...
$5000 for an MRI and less than 24 hours in the hospital - Needless to say they'll be paid AFTER my webhost, content providers, internet access, rent, and the grocery bills.
So if you think I'm using this opportunity to get some sympathy

Go Fuck Yourselves. I don't want your fucking sympathy. I sure could sure use a few hundred gigs of bandwidth though
I would like to say that if any of you have any numbness, dizzyness, or feel off-ballance more than your usual drunken selves GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR. Don't fuck around. I waited a few months to get this shit checked out, don't use the same fucking excuses I did.
That's it. Carry on..