BradM

So I met this slob whore on hi5 a month ago. I been back and forth with her on the celly and txt msg etc. I saw her a couple weeks ago, she looked like your typical pathetic stooge (the type that lows themselves to be found on a site like hi5, kind of like myself). I decided I wasn't even close to interested, and ignored her for a week.

Then I remembered I am totally desperate so I gave her a call back. I went out to her place tonite and her sister was there. They are only a year apart.

Now... I am all for feely feely and such, but what happened next truly scared me.

The slob started playing with her sister. Rubbing her off, and stroking her tits. I was like god damn what the fuck is happening here. I am in America not god damn Famfuckistan.

So anyway, I roll with it, glancing over from time to time trying not to get distracted as I watch the glorious Leo DiCaprio play Howard Hughes in the Aviator.

The moaning gets to be a little much so I have to interject and say "What the fuck are you doing?" to which they both just look at me, and the other sis starts rubbing me off.

Fucking weirdest night of my life by far. Honestly I would have enjoyed Star Wars Galaxies way more.