Originally Posted by Hedonistic

ahahahaha i gotta try this one;

Detachable Penis - In the dark while you are fucking your woman, instead of your penis to penetrate her oooo, use a banana or cucumber, or something that resembles a penis. Make unusual sexual "grunts" Proceed to fall out of the bed, leaving the penis-like object inside of her. If done right, she will go in a panic thinking your penis fell off.