Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

yep.
i held her down and forced the fried mozzarella sticks down her throat.


i work out nearly 2 hours per day.

the better i look the fatter my wife gets.

i don't want to end up like my uncle. he exercises and is in great shape for 78- still works and walks 5 miles everyday. he has a fat whale of a wife. she has diabetes, has one leg cut off,heart failure, goes to kidney dialysis 4 days a week. and spend all day complaining about how much her back hurts.

i don't want to spend my retirement caring for a whining fat bitch cause she was too lazy to hit the treadmill 4 times a week

my uncle's life revolves around my aunt't bowel movements.