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Old 07-25-2005, 11:40 AM  
mrkris
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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

now, she is a super fat beached whale- but at least she is trying to lose weight.

my fat wife (who weighed 117 when i married her and now weighs 165) kept commenting on how awful victoria jackson looked- how could she get that fat, etc. i told my wife that was just as fat, if not a little bit more. my wife refused to believe me.


then victoria was weighed in- 163lbs!!

2 lbs less than my bloated porker of a wife. i laughed until my sides hurt.

this morning my wife asked if she was fat. i said she looked fatter than victoria jackson.

who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.
Better pull out the ol' lotion and hanky and begin with the spanky, because you aren't ever getting laid again
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