Shaddam IV

so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

now, she is a super fat beached whale- but at least she is trying to lose weight.

my fat wife (who weighed 117 when i married her and now weighs 165) kept commenting on how awful victoria jackson looked- how could she get that fat, etc. i told my wife that was just as fat, if not a little bit more. my wife refused to believe me.


then victoria was weighed in- 163lbs!!

2 lbs less than my bloated porker of a wife. i laughed until my sides hurt.

this morning my wife asked if she was fat. i said she looked fatter than victoria jackson.

who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.