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Originally posted by J.R.
Tell us what the porn biz has done for you 
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It is much funny that I see this question for today. The last Friday I receive 50$ USD from my new sponsor, and on Saturday evening I dress to go to the big city, Riga, and I will use this new dollars to have much fun.
I am walking down Raina Blvd close to the Amerikan embassy and find am approached by two pretty, young hookers. They tell me that for 25$ USD they will both come to my house for the night, and do whatever I desire.
This offer seems to be better than I could ever dream, so I ask them if they are sure. They tell me yes, they will do anything I desire.
Of course, I bring them to the home of my mother, and I have them paint the house for me. I was so happy, as my mother was to make me paint her home today, and now I not have to paint.
You must nose that I hate to paint more than anything. I think with my next sponsor check, I have them paint my grandfather home as he has done much for me. If I get more dollars I will get 3-4 hookers, and have them work in our wheat fields for a day.
Porn make my life easy I dream