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Old 07-22-2005, 10:30 AM  
CheneyRumsfeld
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I just checked the medical books.
it says you jerk off so much that the sperm has invaded the pores on your thumb, and has now set up housekeeping there. it says that their are documented instances where the sperm penetrated so deeply into the skin that surgery was necessary to remove it. on rare occassion it penetrates the bone and amputation is required.

maybe you should wash your hands after you jack off?

you gonna have one hellva time trying to jack off without them thumbs.
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