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montrealpornking · 07-21-2005, 05:41 PM

The six men in a jewish woman's life who turn her on

The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

The newly weds

A marriage was arranged for a young Hasidic couple, as has been the tradition for centuries. The wedding takes place and Yossel and Annie are soon in bed ready to consummate their marriage. But Yossel is a novice.
"I've never done this before," he tells Annie.
Annie quickly reassures him. "Don?t worry, darling, I will guide you through the process. First of all, remove your garments."
He complies.
"No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis."
A little embarrassed, Yossel does what he is told.
She says "OK, Yossel, now you need to lie right on top of me."
"Naked?" he asks.
"Yes" she says. So Yossel climbs on top of her, but just lies there.
"Now" she says, put it inside me."
"You mean my...?"
"Yes!"
Yossel again does what he is told but is still embarrassed and just lies there, rigid, on top of her, doing nothing.
After 5 minutes of just lying there, it suddenly becomes clear to Annie what must happen next.
"Now," she says to Yossel, "Daavin!!!"

Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge.
The doctor said, "OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."
She did what he asked.
The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her "private parts".
After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, "How does that feel?"
"Wonderful," replied Sadie, "but the discharge is from my ear."

Hannah goes to visit her dentist.
When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says, "I?m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars."
Hannah cries, "Oy vey ist mir. I'd rather have a baby."
Moshe replies, "Well let me know what you decide ? I?ll have to adjust the chair either way."

07-21-2005, 05:41 PM
montrealpornking Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 156	It's a jewish thing The six men in a jewish woman's life who turn her on The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off" The Dentist because he says; "Open wide" The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back" The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown" The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it" The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" The newly weds A marriage was arranged for a young Hasidic couple, as has been the tradition for centuries. The wedding takes place and Yossel and Annie are soon in bed ready to consummate their marriage. But Yossel is a novice. "I've never done this before," he tells Annie. Annie quickly reassures him. "Don?t worry, darling, I will guide you through the process. First of all, remove your garments." He complies. "No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis." A little embarrassed, Yossel does what he is told. She says "OK, Yossel, now you need to lie right on top of me." "Naked?" he asks. "Yes" she says. So Yossel climbs on top of her, but just lies there. "Now" she says, put it inside me." "You mean my...?" "Yes!" Yossel again does what he is told but is still embarrassed and just lies there, rigid, on top of her, doing nothing. After 5 minutes of just lying there, it suddenly becomes clear to Annie what must happen next. "Now," she says to Yossel, "Daavin!!!" Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge. The doctor said, "OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table." She did what he asked. The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her "private parts". After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, "How does that feel?" "Wonderful," replied Sadie, "but the discharge is from my ear." Hannah goes to visit her dentist. When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says, "I?m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars." Hannah cries, "Oy vey ist mir. I'd rather have a baby." Moshe replies, "Well let me know what you decide ? I?ll have to adjust the chair either way." __________________ "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."